esexist: i just got called a faggot by a group of 6th graders wearing polos
jinn0uchi: dendropsyche: OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today so we come across this thing and we discover you can turn it inside out and ITS HELLO KITTY I’M HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE why the fuck
gamsee: my whole life is just “oh ok”
Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
laugh-addict: Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“ Patient:
dieceased: remember that one time you called your teacher mom
oomshi: I just saw 3 girls walk by a water fountain, pull out their phone & scream “INSTAGRAM WORTHY”
meladoodle: follow the yolo brick road
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
Watching Dirty Rotten Scoundrels before my math final. I feel like I am going to fail it bc I have no idea what goes on in class. Help?
secrets-for-sleepers: no one wants me here, and I don’t want to be here either. so why am I forced to stay?
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr